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Should there be a law to regulate the media so that there was an equal balance of good news and bad news?
The bias towards bad news is overwhelming – almost depressing. I say that death was due to see a happy couple of pandas mating. For every armed robbery that I want to see some OAP marry a long leg blond 18. For every rude and stupid law passed by parliament, I want to see some school kids making a fool of her head for charity. It's all about balance. Well, do you?
Cannot we have at least 20% ironic news?
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